This is Stimpy. Stimpy likes to post things that are not really on topic, like “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” and things in all caps. Sometimes I can’t figure out why my computer seems to be stuck on right click and it turns out he’s got his head on the Option key. So, if anything doesn’t quite make sense, it’s mostly likely the cat’s doing. He’s most interested in me when I’m most busy doing something else.